Straight Garbage Podcast
The tales, the woes, the struggles in the lives of four average body type garbage men, join the guys as they discuss everything from politics to buttholes, wait those are probably one in the same, but you get what we mean. Basically nothing is off limits when these guys start spitting Straight Garbage...
Episodes
168 episodes
Seafood dumpster in the desert scented wiener cleaner!
Ol Nancy on Pornhub, complaining and giving direction in porn might be worth a watch! Big dildo birthday surprise! Robert wants to get a hooker to fuck with them, not fuck them!
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Season 4
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Episode 16
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1:03:25
Just lay that bitch on the counter and give it a smack with a hammer!
Will Jay get fired after calling his boss and co-workers little bitches? Is she trying to kill him with kindness? Dr. does urine therapy? He's a quack!
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Season 4
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Episode 15
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1:01:07
Cooking Dr. Pepper and selling it as heroin!
Dollar store vs Harbor Freight vs Lithium, which is the best battery for Hagen's vibrator? Gambling math is hard! No more rub and tug shops... Thats a bagel and that's not cream cheese!
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Season 4
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Episode 14
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1:04:30
You can't put that traffic cone there...
8 guys, 6 microphones...this should be interesting!
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Season 4
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Episode 13
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1:01:31
Unsanctioned fighting at work!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Robert becomes the package police, literally and figuratively! Finding out you have been rubbing a ferret's penis the last few months! How to identify a bull's penis?
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Season 4
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Episode 12
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1:03:12
Boobies do earn a lot of trust!
Another adventure in Robert's drunkdamonium! If there are no fast-food restaurants, then the town is a shithole! And that's why I won't with Robert... Putting dick stickers on cars at neighbor's party!
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Season 4
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Episode 11
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1:02:01
The episode I shouldn't post...
How drunk is Robert right now? Josh is a loser. Josh eats LSD Ice Breakers. Roberts burning desire to fart transplant Josh... Seems to be a recurring theme here.
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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50:03
DEF fluid tastes like cow urine!
Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don't know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week!
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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1:02:11
I was more of the butt chug era!
This is why I won't camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don't know names, show me her butthole!
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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1:08:44
He thinks dogs can smell under water?
Thats a stank ass hand bitch! So, if you could fill your freezer with dog meat, you would? Come fart on my kid's turtle? That is a wild way to get some on a craigslist ad!
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:04:17
Shot of baby gravy for 50k?
When you don't believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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1:09:16
Do I look like a fishonologist?
Gamers getting dents in their heads from wearing headphones to much? Those are scissors you swine! How would you handle a stinky co-worker? I wonder if gas is flammable?
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:03:12
I'd put a football in the ref's ass!
Just air them up until they are rock hard, like blue chew! I don't have the required equipment, don't know what you want from me. Thats why I jizz on company time! Popcorn lung sounds awesome!
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:00:03
Gotta hit the bottom of a canyon sometimes...
That will be the best tasting dog shit I've ever eaten! Eating pussy causes throat cancer? Annnnnd, that's how Robert died...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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1:00:46
Your mom is the real trout lady?
It's sad when your daughter hits less shit than you do! A warning to all dogs, please keep your distance when chasing dogs... I'm gonna Riverdance on your balls! Jellybean chili? Dog poop mushrooms?
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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58:26
The return nobody wanted, butt fuck it!
Blind guy sat on my lap? Do be honest, I'm really stupid as shit! I am a pusher, aren't I? Those are lollipops...oh gawd!https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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59:08
I just have a problem with...the first time you step foot in the country, you break the law...
Our studio will be back soon! I hope!
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Season 3
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Episode 44
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1:08:55
Sorry did I just sneeze on you?
White people have small dicks! Falling out of the boat? Guess I'll just wait here...
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Season 3
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Episode 43
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1:07:50
The acid soaked Straight Garbage novel scroll?
I am so sorry for the terrible audio this week! Ugh!
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Season 3
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Episode 42
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1:08:23
Just take a chill bump?
Paintballing kids through a glory hole, expected so much worse from Robert! The prank war continues!
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Season 3
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Episode 41
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1:05:47
Imaginary friends are pedophile ghosts...
We need pirate ship steering wheels for these jenky trucks! Meet a girl, make out, find out she's a dude.... shovel in the woods time! Californians are the worst, change my mind!
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Season 3
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Episode 40
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1:04:34
Robert always choses 4 times the recommended dosage!
Did Bud light screw up? Or was this a clever way to market beer? I'll take the rainbow seltzer bud light! 4 gold bars for butthole please!
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Season 3
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Episode 39
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1:02:51
Role playing with Robert?
Boner pills? Never waste a good hard on! Math and beer...man we are retarded! 14 Hard AF's later and he's running a Mexican cartel! Mr. Beast is our doosh of the week? Sword fight or dagger fight? Have you ever jerked off a dead guy?
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Season 3
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Episode 38
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1:03:20
Pigeons with a treasure map hidden in their bum...
The epic work stool battle...who will win? Large dildo usage, does it seal back up? Could you imagine growing 4.6 inches...finally be up to 6 inches! Asian guy doing math on Pornhub? Mile high club is getting harder with these tiny bathrooms......
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Season 3
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Episode 37
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1:00:54
Robert in a moose suit...Tom Green you know what to do!
My mom came to my house, and we talked about my penis... Umbilical cord jump roping? Retarded roundabout placements in town. The Jay back peddling fireman grocery shopping story! Its illegal not to have pockets? 2-man conspiracy podcast, the ho...
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Season 3
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Episode 36
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1:04:24