Straight Garbage Podcast
The tales, the woes, the struggles in the lives of four average body type garbage men, join the guys as they discuss everything from politics to buttholes, wait those are probably one in the same, but you get what we mean. Basically nothing is off limits when these guys start spitting Straight Garbage...
Episodes
161 episodes
DEF fluid tastes like cow urine!
Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don't know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week!
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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1:02:11
I was more of the butt chug era!
This is why I won't camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don't know names, show me her butthole!
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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1:08:44
He thinks dogs can smell under water?
Thats a stank ass hand bitch! So, if you could fill your freezer with dog meat, you would? Come fart on my kid's turtle? That is a wild way to get some on a craigslist ad!
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:04:17
Shot of baby gravy for 50k?
When you don't believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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1:09:16
Do I look like a fishonologist?
Gamers getting dents in their heads from wearing headphones to much? Those are scissors you swine! How would you handle a stinky co-worker? I wonder if gas is flammable?
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:03:12
I'd put a football in the ref's ass!
Just air them up until they are rock hard, like blue chew! I don't have the required equipment, don't know what you want from me. Thats why I jizz on company time! Popcorn lung sounds awesome!
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:00:03
Gotta hit the bottom of a canyon sometimes...
That will be the best tasting dog shit I've ever eaten! Eating pussy causes throat cancer? Annnnnd, that's how Robert died...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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1:00:46
Your mom is the real trout lady?
It's sad when your daughter hits less shit than you do! A warning to all dogs, please keep your distance when chasing dogs... I'm gonna Riverdance on your balls! Jellybean chili? Dog poop mushrooms?
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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58:26
The return nobody wanted, butt fuck it!
Blind guy sat on my lap? Do be honest, I'm really stupid as shit! I am a pusher, aren't I? Those are lollipops...oh gawd!https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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59:08
I just have a problem with...the first time you step foot in the country, you break the law...
Our studio will be back soon! I hope!
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Season 3
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Episode 44
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1:08:55
Sorry did I just sneeze on you?
White people have small dicks! Falling out of the boat? Guess I'll just wait here...
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Season 3
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Episode 43
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1:07:50
The acid soaked Straight Garbage novel scroll?
I am so sorry for the terrible audio this week! Ugh!
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Season 3
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Episode 42
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1:08:23
Just take a chill bump?
Paintballing kids through a glory hole, expected so much worse from Robert! The prank war continues!
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Season 3
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Episode 41
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1:05:47
Imaginary friends are pedophile ghosts...
We need pirate ship steering wheels for these jenky trucks! Meet a girl, make out, find out she's a dude.... shovel in the woods time! Californians are the worst, change my mind!
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Season 3
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Episode 40
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1:04:34
Robert always choses 4 times the recommended dosage!
Did Bud light screw up? Or was this a clever way to market beer? I'll take the rainbow seltzer bud light! 4 gold bars for butthole please!
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Season 3
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Episode 39
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1:02:51
Role playing with Robert?
Boner pills? Never waste a good hard on! Math and beer...man we are retarded! 14 Hard AF's later and he's running a Mexican cartel! Mr. Beast is our doosh of the week? Sword fight or dagger fight? Have you ever jerked off a dead guy?
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Season 3
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Episode 38
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1:03:20
Pigeons with a treasure map hidden in their bum...
The epic work stool battle...who will win? Large dildo usage, does it seal back up? Could you imagine growing 4.6 inches...finally be up to 6 inches! Asian guy doing math on Pornhub? Mile high club is getting harder with these tiny bathrooms......
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Season 3
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Episode 37
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1:00:54
Robert in a moose suit...Tom Green you know what to do!
My mom came to my house, and we talked about my penis... Umbilical cord jump roping? Retarded roundabout placements in town. The Jay back peddling fireman grocery shopping story! Its illegal not to have pockets? 2-man conspiracy podcast, the ho...
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Season 3
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Episode 36
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1:04:24
Will Joe Rogan do it? It's only a 100k...
There is nothing wrong with jail, its like free food and free sex. Pipe bombs? Not for Jay... Microsoft is his porn name! Nosey bitch calling the cops on us for giving a dead bird a Viking funeral. Potato's make me shit something fierce! The Jo...
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Season 3
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Episode 35
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58:49
An offer for Bert Kreischer?
The cocaine bear ate 88 lbs. of cocaine, selfish ass bear! I've never been to a Motel 6 where I couldn't buy drugs. Australian spiders, they are like an octopus, but on land! Zombie apocalypse, how to make fun with the curve balls life throws y...
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Season 3
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Episode 34
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1:08:54
How adventurous is missionary?
Renting versus home owning, what a world we live in. Meat is meat, whether it be a cow or human... The CIA is trying to create a superhuman race of humans with horse tranqyizers and fentanyl. Credit card debt, fuck yeah! Scientology Tom Cruise ...
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Season 3
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Episode 33
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1:04:46
Well, might as well piss on the floor...
Problems with the manager at the transfer station have the boys talkin tha shit! Get a python, they're the best deep throater! Do you have a take a dump on me fetish? Plane crash or not, either way you will end up on the ground... Stranded and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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1:07:14
Fart Spray Fear!
Robert and his fart spray in a bottle have everyone in fear! Shopping for hookers, but making them fight each other! Spraying no gloves with Lysol or hydrogen peroxide? Squoovering? Squatting and hoovering at the same time, 2 men, 2 shits, one ...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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1:03:29
Speaking of hermaphrodites...
Side of the highway hitch shitter! My arms were running, but my legs were walking! Corrupt politicians! Doing your garbage route while on acid? The route is half done and the truck hasn't even left the yard... Want rock hard abs overnight...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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1:05:51