Straight Garbage Podcast
Episodes
201 episodes
I love how you guys say it's A.I.
The paper is thicker than my penis... Get over here and suck your wife's dick!
Tramp stamp with a list of rules...
An old Ben Franklin key, and then I stuck it in my pussy! Gay sewer cleaner backfire?
Gay bird with a foot fetish...
I have parrots, like for fun or for sex purposes?
The power dildo, is it worth it?
PTA meetings, also known as power throater anonymous meeting! Luber or oiler, which is the most gay? Be careful looking up Megasquirt!
On another episode of couldn't give a fuck...
The one that makes her do butt stuff! Buy your own headset fuckface!
I just sandcastle that thing...
The benefits of a nuclear explosion! You ever have a dude shit in your yard? I fingered myself...
Zombie dick...would you?
Behind the scenes at the Olympics, or should I say sex fest? She won by a literal cunt hair!
You sword all you friends...
Shower thoughts...a new Robert Special! You are gonna need a whole new fleet of therapists!
Jay is gonna fight Muhammad Ali!
The Internet Accountability Department! Putting internet tough guys in their place! Robert tries to play battleshits with a coworker! Wife walks in on Jay "browsing" porn...
Have you guys seen the inflation on hookers?
3-4 inches, that's all the wife gets! The 3D gutter tank spray sweat mister headband million-dollar idea! It's like a default raise, not like I earned it!
The professional cat bush diver!
Used toothbrush or used underwear? Most dangerous animal you've picked up, Robert- Turtle, Jay- Rattle Snake, Josh- house cat.
Would you eat gay cow meat?
Poo Berry candle, when you eat so many blueberries, your poo is blue! Color changing pants that show the Straight Garbage Podcast logo when you shit them!
Porn was the worst on dial-up!
Robert gets Doordash guy to hold his giant 3D printed cock. You gotta go up to come back down... Capturing electricity...nope!
If you go down on a manhole?
Robert compares himself to a bull's peter... Ya'll got any of that penguin meat?
Bumpy road boner?
I don't really pet the genitalia... You got some brown shit on your nose bud. Using the podcast as legal documentation?
I'm gonna 3D print something out of my asshole!
Warming up a hornet's nest on accident! Check out her vulva? Robert, that's ass to mouth...
I can stand behind the president...with a camera!
Nothing like getting searched by border patrol and they find your stack of playboys... Donald Lewinsky or Monica Trump? Live stream "high" snack time with Robert, looks like a messy toddler in a highchair!
Welcome back to another banger!
Jay, stop flushing your tampons! Crotchovid or cuzfuckerus virus? And this is why I don't party with Josh! Welcome to another episode of Straight Garbage Exterminators!
I already know this guy is retarded!
Fat fingers from beating dudes off? Fat necks are just built in neck pillows!
Slammin Busch and poundin tush!
Madder daddy? What's madder daddy? You ever sit inside while a bug bomb is going off? As a true manager, Robert elevates the work rumor mill instead of stopping it!
Who knew 10 blowjobs could turn into 10 guns?
The Amish made furniture scam! The excitement of a runaway fuel nozzle! You can't bribe me with a Harley Davidson, but a Subaru Crosstrek? Fuck it, I'm in!
Thank you for cunts!
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have 2 ex-wives! The unaired Fear Factor episode, who wants some donkey semen?
I might punch out a window... so I guess that's cool
Shitting and masturbating...who's in? Technology is the mark of the beast...