Straight Garbage Podcast
The tales, the woes, the struggles in the lives of four average body type garbage men, join the guys as they discuss everything from politics to buttholes, wait those are probably one in the same, but you get what we mean. Basically nothing is off limits when these guys start spitting Straight Garbage...
Episodes
152 episodes
I just have a problem with...the first time you step foot in the country, you break the law...
Our studio will be back soon! I hope!
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Season 3
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Episode 44
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1:08:55
Sorry did I just sneeze on you?
White people have small dicks! Falling out of the boat? Guess I'll just wait here...
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Season 3
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Episode 43
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1:07:50
The acid soaked Straight Garbage novel scroll?
I am so sorry for the terrible audio this week! Ugh!
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Season 3
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Episode 42
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1:08:23
Just take a chill bump?
Paintballing kids through a glory hole, expected so much worse from Robert! The prank war continues!
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Season 3
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Episode 41
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1:05:47
Imaginary friends are pedophile ghosts...
We need pirate ship steering wheels for these jenky trucks! Meet a girl, make out, find out she's a dude.... shovel in the woods time! Californians are the worst, change my mind!
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Season 3
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Episode 40
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1:04:34
Robert always choses 4 times the recommended dosage!
Did Bud light screw up? Or was this a clever way to market beer? I'll take the rainbow seltzer bud light! 4 gold bars for butthole please!
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Season 3
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Episode 39
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1:02:51
Role playing with Robert?
Boner pills? Never waste a good hard on! Math and beer...man we are retarded! 14 Hard AF's later and he's running a Mexican cartel! Mr. Beast is our doosh of the week? Sword fight or dagger fight? Have you ever jerked off a dead guy?
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Season 3
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Episode 38
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1:03:20
Pigeons with a treasure map hidden in their bum...
The epic work stool battle...who will win? Large dildo usage, does it seal back up? Could you imagine growing 4.6 inches...finally be up to 6 inches! Asian guy doing math on Pornhub? Mile high club is getting harder with these tiny bathrooms......
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Season 3
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Episode 37
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1:00:54
Robert in a moose suit...Tom Green you know what to do!
My mom came to my house, and we talked about my penis... Umbilical cord jump roping? Retarded roundabout placements in town. The Jay back peddling fireman grocery shopping story! Its illegal not to have pockets? 2-man conspiracy podcast, the ho...
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Season 3
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Episode 36
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1:04:24
Will Joe Rogan do it? It's only a 100k...
There is nothing wrong with jail, its like free food and free sex. Pipe bombs? Not for Jay... Microsoft is his porn name! Nosey bitch calling the cops on us for giving a dead bird a Viking funeral. Potato's make me shit something fierce! The Jo...
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Season 3
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Episode 35
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58:49
An offer for Bert Kreischer?
The cocaine bear ate 88 lbs. of cocaine, selfish ass bear! I've never been to a Motel 6 where I couldn't buy drugs. Australian spiders, they are like an octopus, but on land! Zombie apocalypse, how to make fun with the curve balls life throws y...
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Season 3
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Episode 34
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1:08:54
How adventurous is missionary?
Renting versus home owning, what a world we live in. Meat is meat, whether it be a cow or human... The CIA is trying to create a superhuman race of humans with horse tranqyizers and fentanyl. Credit card debt, fuck yeah! Scientology Tom Cruise ...
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Season 3
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Episode 33
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1:04:46
Well, might as well piss on the floor...
Problems with the manager at the transfer station have the boys talkin tha shit! Get a python, they're the best deep throater! Do you have a take a dump on me fetish? Plane crash or not, either way you will end up on the ground... Stranded and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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1:07:14
Fart Spray Fear!
Robert and his fart spray in a bottle have everyone in fear! Shopping for hookers, but making them fight each other! Spraying no gloves with Lysol or hydrogen peroxide? Squoovering? Squatting and hoovering at the same time, 2 men, 2 shits, one ...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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1:03:29
Speaking of hermaphrodites...
Side of the highway hitch shitter! My arms were running, but my legs were walking! Corrupt politicians! Doing your garbage route while on acid? The route is half done and the truck hasn't even left the yard... Want rock hard abs overnight...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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1:05:51
The Joe Rogan Experience??
Well John finally shows up! 5 single bullets versus a bear? Sure hope you can shoot! Getting rid of one of your dogs can cut your dog food bill in half! Follow us for more tips! Joe Rogan is afraid of bears? Who isn't?
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Season 3
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Episode 29
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1:09:05
For the right amount of money...
The clarification of the proposition... Why does it always go to gay sex for money? Jeep people suck, change my mind. Thats a hand job dumbass! Suck a fart out of Roberts ass for a Duramax?
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Season 3
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Episode 28
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1:06:29
Somebody pee in my mouth!
Thanks for the support, Blaine! Youve never gagged on a chicken wing and got aroused? Pee on the cat to fix him from peeing in your house? Jizz on the pillow, dog eats pillow, dog likes jizz.
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Season 3
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Episode 27
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1:15:22
No... he beat OFF the bear!
Butterfly waffle! Masturbating at work, how to use company time appropriately!
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Season 3
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Episode 26
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54:48
Cool, we'll light them on fire ya cunt!
Take a dump on her chest marriage proposal. McDonalds puns! Well, it wasn't Ken Block driving... Execution torture machine! Having fuck you money is a whole different thing to Robert!
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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1:06:24
I have no idea what to call this one...
Waterboarding, also known as over hydration! Boat launch fights, alcohol and boating at its finest! Epic ski and snowboarding failures! Robert, have you thought about being a fireman? Since you have fire experience! Robert and the drunk sword f...
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Season 3
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Episode 24
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1:02:28
The statue of puberty and a fecal transplant...
What the hell is ASMR? Watching a crackhead hit his pipe at the entrance to Burger King. When the guy stuck his finger in my butt it was weird... Everything wrong in my life is my own fault, coin that phrase!
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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1:03:59
Stop throwing out these big words...dumb it down!
Well apparently, the brakes are the only thing that works on this suburban! Steve's too scared to get out of the truck, doesn't want to see if this karate stuff he is selling works in real world scenarios! Pre-cum baby? Coffee breaks are for th...
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Season 3
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Episode 22
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1:12:02
Threw my hip out when the cousins came to visit...
So tired of stupid drivers forgetting how to drive! You have to back up at every stop dipshit...don't you know how frontload works? Kanye West loves Hitler??? Stopping at flashing yellow lights?
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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1:03:27
Paint thinner, fire, and third degree burns!
Robert burns his leg to the third degree! Avoiding paying hospital bills by not paying them! Convincing your family that your burnt leg is getting amputated. Burn cream and pain meds for a third-degree burn? Nope! Pulling Pepsi points out of th...
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Season 3
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Episode 20
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1:03:18